The surroundings… duh

Swimming optional
Beaches… mountains… resorts… caves… waterfalls… and many other things I could easily follow by multiple dots of climax. Whatever your adventure needs or your nature craving… this country has it with style.

Like a boss
The Benjamin’s B**ches

Fun fact: About everything pictured… $5 USD
The Philippines you will soon find is a haven for your shopping needs too… along your any other needs. The Philippines is one of the cheapest countries in Asia. Even beating out Thailand with many of their prices. Many tourists are also currently going there on “Medical Holiday” as they are finding top notch medical services for a fraction of the price. So get your greed on in this beautiful country.
English at its best

Told you…
Is English the only language that you know? Same here and no worries. Do to English being called “The Language of Money” in many countries… it is also taught in The Philippines along side the native language… like many other countries do. So no worries… if you only speak English you can maintain your ignorance of baselessly having a superior language and lifestyle while the locals talk about what a huge ass you are right in front of you. Then they’ll spit in your food… like a boss.
Entertainment… yo

Beautiful… yet very very creepy creepy creepy
With a culture clash this place is a host of festivals, concerts, and performers. Not to be bored here.
Top class weather

Pretty girls and giant sand castles are mandatory
Come on… it’s the philippines. The sunshine is sure to be out more often than not. The country has on average less than two dozen tropical storms each year. So the odds will ever be in your favor.
The adventure

Figure it out
Skydiving, bungee jumping, rafting, kayaking, extreme kite flying… you name your thrill and you will find it here. It’s a shame that I couldn’t live there all year long… or could I…
The Waterfall Café

Three words: Fuck yea Scotty Joe
I just had to add this place. It’s just too good.
P.S. Fuck you Canada



















































